You can get with this or you can get with that....

Take your pick, ladies.

I'm not sure which was worse today....guy with black eye smoking in front of unemployment office OR guy blowing snot rocket as he passed me on the sidewalk.

All I want for Christmas is...

Boots!

Okay, so I'm receiving some lovely boots for xmas this year, ones that I can wear to work in either casual or office chic situations.

Buuut....I need another pair of boots, ones that I can wear kicking around the yard, shoveling snow, and walking the dog. Cheap boots. Unassuming boots.

Sooo......I check the usual sites - Target, Wallyworld, etc...and I find these!

Um, Seriously? These babies are for sale at walmart.com to the tune of $423.00! Not only are they hideously ugly (and I would imagine extremely uncomfortable), but since when does Walmart sell $400 shoes!???

Yes, that's a straw protruding from her royal heinie. I would think that would make you not want to drink from it but someone obviously thought this was an okay marketing scheme. I wonder if they're a big seller.

She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ah, Belle...the picture of beauty and grace.

So demure and...wait what is that!?

What's wrong with this picture?

Aren't they considerate?

Good news! You can eat all the delicious sugar laden treats you want

because the diabetes supplies and meds are FREE! Hooray!

aaaargh!

If the most common symptom of dry eyes is burning and stinging, why is the most common side effect of the treatment also burning and stinging!? Let's hear it for medical progress!

Clearance on Aisle 5!

No wonder these weren't hot sellers. The last thing people want in their kitchen is #2!  I know I don't want it in mine.